51 lines
1.4 KiB
Markdown
51 lines
1.4 KiB
Markdown
# DNS Performance Tester
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*Because your internet is slow and you need someone to blame*
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## What's This?
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A professional bash script that tests different DNS servers to find the fastest one for your specific needs. Perfect for when you're tired of waiting 3 seconds for Google to load.
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## Features
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- **Smart Testing**: Choose your poison - browsing, gaming, or server work
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- **Colors**: Because black and white is so 1995
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- **Real Results**: Actually measures latency (not just guessing)
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- **Rankings**: See who's the DNS champion
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- **Easy Restart**: Test again without the hassle
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## Quick Start
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```bash
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chmod +x dns_tester.sh
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./dns_tester.sh
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```
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## What You'll Get
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```
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#1 Cloudflare 6ms (The Usain Bolt of DNS)
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#2 Google 9ms (Still pretty fast)
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#3 Level3 13ms (Getting slower...)
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#4 OpenDNS 16ms (Meh)
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#5 Quad9 19ms (Why are you still here?)
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#6 Comodo 21ms (Please just stop)
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```
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## Requirements
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- Linux/Unix system
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- `ping` command (usually pre-installed)
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- `nslookup` or `dig` (for the magic)
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## Why Use This?
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- Your current DNS is probably slower than a sloth
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- You want to optimize your internet without reading boring documentation
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- You need an excuse to show off your terminal skills
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- You're curious which DNS provider actually cares about your ping
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## Pro Tip
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If all tests show "Failed", your internet might be broken. Or you're living in a cave. Either way, good luck!
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