DNS Performance Tester

Because your internet is slow and you need someone to blame

What's This?

A professional bash script that tests different DNS servers to find the fastest one for your specific needs. Perfect for when you're tired of waiting 3 seconds for Google to load.

Features

Smart Testing: Choose your poison - browsing, gaming, or server work
Colors: Because black and white is so 1995
Real Results: Actually measures latency (not just guessing)
Rankings: See who's the DNS champion
Easy Restart: Test again without the hassle

Quick Start

chmod +x dns_tester.sh
./dns_tester.sh

What You'll Get

#1  Cloudflare  6ms    (The Usain Bolt of DNS)
#2  Google      9ms    (Still pretty fast)
#3  Level3      13ms   (Getting slower...)
#4  OpenDNS     16ms   (Meh)
#5  Quad9       19ms   (Why are you still here?)
#6  Comodo      21ms   (Please just stop)

Requirements

Linux/Unix system
ping command (usually pre-installed)
nslookup or dig (for the magic)

Why Use This?

Your current DNS is probably slower than a sloth
You want to optimize your internet without reading boring documentation
You need an excuse to show off your terminal skills
You're curious which DNS provider actually cares about your ping

Pro Tip

If all tests show "Failed", your internet might be broken. Or you're living in a cave. Either way, good luck!