# DNS Performance Tester *Because your internet is slow and you need someone to blame* ## What's This? A professional bash script that tests different DNS servers to find the fastest one for your specific needs. Perfect for when you're tired of waiting 3 seconds for Google to load. ## Features - **Smart Testing**: Choose your poison - browsing, gaming, or server work - **Colors**: Because black and white is so 1995 - **Real Results**: Actually measures latency (not just guessing) - **Rankings**: See who's the DNS champion - **Easy Restart**: Test again without the hassle ## Quick Start ```bash chmod +x dns_tester.sh ./dns_tester.sh ``` ## What You'll Get ``` #1 Cloudflare 6ms (The Usain Bolt of DNS) #2 Google 9ms (Still pretty fast) #3 Level3 13ms (Getting slower...) #4 OpenDNS 16ms (Meh) #5 Quad9 19ms (Why are you still here?) #6 Comodo 21ms (Please just stop) ``` ## Requirements - Linux/Unix system - `ping` command (usually pre-installed) - `nslookup` or `dig` (for the magic) ## Why Use This? - Your current DNS is probably slower than a sloth - You want to optimize your internet without reading boring documentation - You need an excuse to show off your terminal skills - You're curious which DNS provider actually cares about your ping ## Pro Tip If all tests show "Failed", your internet might be broken. Or you're living in a cave. Either way, good luck!