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+# DNS Performance Tester
+
+*Because your internet is slow and you need someone to blame*
+
+## What's This?
+
+A professional bash script that tests different DNS servers to find the fastest one for your specific needs. Perfect for when you're tired of waiting 3 seconds for Google to load.
+
+## Features
+
+- **Smart Testing**: Choose your poison - browsing, gaming, or server work
+- **Colors**: Because black and white is so 1995
+- **Real Results**: Actually measures latency (not just guessing)
+- **Rankings**: See who's the DNS champion
+- **Easy Restart**: Test again without the hassle
+
+## Quick Start
+
+```bash
+chmod +x dns_tester.sh
+./dns_tester.sh
+```
+
+## What You'll Get
+
+```
+#1  Cloudflare  6ms    (The Usain Bolt of DNS)
+#2  Google      9ms    (Still pretty fast)
+#3  Level3      13ms   (Getting slower...)
+#4  OpenDNS     16ms   (Meh)
+#5  Quad9       19ms   (Why are you still here?)
+#6  Comodo      21ms   (Please just stop)
+```
+
+## Requirements
+
+- Linux/Unix system
+- `ping` command (usually pre-installed)
+- `nslookup` or `dig` (for the magic)
+
+## Why Use This?
+
+- Your current DNS is probably slower than a sloth
+- You want to optimize your internet without reading boring documentation
+- You need an excuse to show off your terminal skills
+- You're curious which DNS provider actually cares about your ping
+
+## Pro Tip
+
+If all tests show "Failed", your internet might be broken. Or you're living in a cave. Either way, good luck!