DNS Performance Tester

Because your internet is slow and you need someone to blame

What's This?

A professional bash script that tests different DNS servers to find the fastest one for your specific needs. Perfect for when you're tired of waiting 3 seconds for Google to load.

Features

• Smart Testing: Choose your poison - browsing, gaming, or server work
• Colors: Because black and white is so 1995
• Real Results: Actually measures latency (not just guessing)
• Rankings: See who's the DNS champion
• Easy Restart: Test again without the hassle

Quick Start

chmod +x dns_tester.sh
./dns_tester.sh

What You'll Get

#1  Cloudflare  6ms    (The Usain Bolt of DNS)
#2  Google      9ms    (Still pretty fast)
#3  Level3      13ms   (Getting slower...)
#4  OpenDNS     16ms   (Meh)
#5  Quad9       19ms   (Why are you still here?)
#6  Comodo      21ms   (Please just stop)

Requirements

• Linux/Unix system
• ping command (usually pre-installed)
• nslookup or dig (for the magic)

Why Use This?

• Your current DNS is probably slower than a sloth
• You want to optimize your internet without reading boring documentation
• You need an excuse to show off your terminal skills
• You're curious which DNS provider actually cares about your ping

Pro Tip

If all tests show "Failed", your internet might be broken. Or you're living in a cave. Either way, good luck!