cicd-chaos/docker/Dockerfile

# CI/CD Chaos Engine - Over-engineered Docker Container
# This Dockerfile demonstrates professional containerization with satirical over-engineering

# Multi-stage build with excessive optimization
FROM --platform=linux/amd64 alpine:3.18 as base-builder

# Set build arguments with ridiculous defaults
ARG CHAOS_LEVEL=5
ARG ROAST_INTENSITY=7
ARG BUILD_DATE=unknown
ARG GIT_COMMIT=unknown
ARG GIT_BRANCH=unknown

# Install way too many build dependencies
RUN apk add --no-cache \
    bash \
    curl \
    wget \
    git \
    python3 \
    python3-dev \
    py3-pip \
    py3-setuptools \
    py3-wheel \
    build-base \
    musl-dev \
    linux-headers \
    openssl-dev \
    libffi-dev \
    yaml-dev \
    json-c-dev \
    curl-dev \
    ca-certificates \
    && rm -rf /var/cache/apk/*

# Create build directory structure (excessive)
RUN mkdir -p /app/{src,scripts,config,docs,tests,logs,tmp,cache,backups,exports,imports,static,media,templates,data}

# Copy all files (because we're thorough)
COPY . /app/

# Set working directory
WORKDIR /app

# Install Python dependencies with excessive optimization
RUN python3 -m pip install --no-cache-dir --upgrade pip setuptools wheel && \
    python3 -m pip install --no-cache-dir \
        flask \
        fastapi \
        uvicorn \
        requests \
        pyyaml \
        click \
        rich \
        prometheus-client \
        structlog \
        python-json-logger \
        colorama \
        tqdm \
        psutil \
        docker \
        kubernetes \
        boto3 \
        azure-storage-blob \
        google-cloud-storage \
        redis \
        psycopg2-binary \
        pymongo \
        elasticsearch \
        sentry-sdk \
        newrelic \
        datadog \
        slack-sdk \
        email-validator \
        bcrypt \
        cryptography \
        jwt \
        python-dotenv \
        httpx \
        aiohttp \
        async-timeout \
        tenacity \
        backoff \
        retrying \
        pydantic \
        marshmallow \
        cerberus \
        voluptuous \
        jsonschema \
        tox \
        pytest \
        pytest-cov \
        pytest-mock \
        pytest-asyncio \
        black \
        isort \
        flake8 \
        mypy \
        bandit \
        safety \
        semgrep \
        pre-commit \
        shellcheck \
        hadolint \
        yamllint \
        markdownlint-cli2 \
        gitlint \
        commitizen \
        conventional-pre-commit

# Second stage - optimization builder
FROM base-builder as optimizer

# Over-optimization steps
RUN find /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages -name "*.pyc" -delete && \
    find /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages -name "*.pyo" -delete && \
    find /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages -name "__pycache__" -type d -exec rm -rf {} + 2>/dev/null || true

# Remove unnecessary files (excessive cleanup)
RUN rm -rf /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages/*.egg-info && \
    rm -rf /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages/*/tests && \
    rm -rf /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages/*/test && \
    rm -rf /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages/*/docs && \
    rm -rf /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages/*/examples

# Third stage - production build
FROM --platform=linux/amd64 alpine:3.18 as production

# Install only what we actually need (but still overkill)
RUN apk add --no-cache \
    bash \
    curl \
    git \
    python3 \
    py3-pip \
    py3-yaml \
    py3-requests \
    ca-certificates \
    && rm -rf /var/cache/apk/*

# Create non-root user with excessive configuration
RUN addgroup -g 1001 -S chaos && \
    adduser -u 1001 -S chaos -G chaos && \
    mkdir -p /app /tmp /var/log/chaos /var/run/chaos && \
    chown -R chaos:chaos /app /tmp /var/log/chaos /var/run/chaos

# Copy from optimizer stage
COPY --from=optimizer /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages
COPY --from=optimizer /usr/local/bin /usr/local/bin

# Copy application files
COPY --chown=chaos:chaos . /app/

# Set working directory
WORKDIR /app

# Create directories with excessive permissions
RUN mkdir -p /app/{scripts,config,logs,reports,artifacts,docs,cache,tmp} && \
    chmod -R 755 /app && \
    chmod -R 777 /app/{logs,cache,tmp}

# Set environment variables (over-engineered)
ENV CHAOS_LEVEL=${CHAOS_LEVEL:-5}
ENV ROAST_INTENSITY=${ROAST_INTENSITY:-7}
ENV CELEBRATION_MODE="full"
ENV DEVELOPER_CHALLENGE="true"
ENV PYTHONUNBUFFERED=1
ENV PYTHONDONTWRITEBYTECODE=1
ENV PYTHONPATH=/app
ENV LOG_LEVEL=INFO
ENV CHAOS_HOME=/app
ENV CHAOS_CONFIG=/app/config
ENV CHAOS_LOGS=/app/logs
ENV CHAOS_CACHE=/app/cache
ENV CHAOS_TMP=/app/tmp
ENV CHAOS_ARTIFACTS=/app/artifacts
ENV BUILD_DATE=${BUILD_DATE}
ENV GIT_COMMIT=${GIT_COMMIT}
ENV GIT_BRANCH=${GIT_BRANCH}
ENV CONTAINER_VERSION=1.0.0
ENV CONTAINER_BUILD=production
ENV HEALTH_CHECK_ENABLED=true
ENV METRICS_ENABLED=true
ENV TRACING_ENABLED=true
ENV DEBUG_MODE=false
ENV PRODUCTION_MODE=true

# Install entrypoint script
COPY docker/entrypoint.sh /entrypoint.sh
RUN chmod +x /entrypoint.sh

# Create health check script
RUN echo '#!/bin/bash' > /app/healthcheck.sh && \
    echo 'echo "🎪 CI/CD Chaos Container Health Check"' >> /app/healthcheck.sh && \
    echo 'echo "Chaos Level: $CHAOS_LEVEL"' >> /app/healthcheck.sh && \
    echo 'echo "Status: Operating with maximum chaos"' >> /app/healthcheck.sh && \
    echo 'exit 0' >> /app/healthcheck.sh && \
    chmod +x /app/healthcheck.sh

# Expose ports (overkill for this application)
EXPOSE 8080 9090 3000 5000 80 443

# Add labels (excessive metadata)
LABEL maintainer="CI/CD Chaos Team <chaos@example.com>" \
      version="1.0.0" \
      description="CI/CD Chaos Engine - Over-engineered DevOps Satire" \
      chaos.level="${CHAOS_LEVEL}" \
      roast.intensity="${ROAST_INTENSITY}" \
      build.date="${BUILD_DATE}" \
      git.commit="${GIT_COMMIT}" \
      git.branch="${GIT_BRANCH}" \
      architecture="amd64" \
      os="alpine" \
      python.version="3.11" \
      docker.version="24.0" \
      compliance="SOC2,ISO27001,GDPR,HIPAA" \
      security.scan.date="2024-01-01" \
      quality.gate="passed" \
      test.coverage="98.5%" \
      performance.rating="excellent"

# Health check (excessive but professional)
HEALTHCHECK --interval=30s --timeout=10s --start-period=40s --retries=3 \
    CMD ["/app/healthcheck.sh"]

# Volumes (excessive for this use case)
VOLUME ["/app/logs", "/app/cache", "/app/tmp", "/app/artifacts"]

# Switch to non-root user
USER chaos

# Entry point with excessive ceremony
ENTRYPOINT ["/entrypoint.sh"]

# Default command
CMD ["python3", "-m", "http.server", "8080", "--directory", "/app"]