#!/bin/bash # CI/CD Chaos Engine Container Entry Point # Over-engineered entry point with excessive initialization set -euo pipefail # Colors for output RED='\033[0;31m' GREEN='\033[0;32m' YELLOW='\033[1;33m' BLUE='\033[0;34m' PURPLE='\033[0;35m' CYAN='\033[0;36m' NC='\033[0m' # No Color # Logging function log() { echo -e "${GREEN}[$(date '+%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S')]${NC} $1" } warn() { echo -e "${YELLOW}[$(date '+%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S')]${NC} $1" } error() { echo -e "${RED}[$(date '+%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S')]${NC} $1" } chaos_log() { echo -e "${PURPLE}[CHAOS]${NC} $1" } # Function to display ASCII art banner display_banner() { echo "" echo "🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪" echo "🎪 🎪" echo "🎪 CI/CD CHAOS ENGINE CONTAINER 🎪" echo "🎪 🎪" echo "🎪 Over-engineered DevOps Satire 🎪" echo "🎪 🎪" echo "🎪 Chaos Level: ${CHAOS_LEVEL:-5} 🎪" echo "🎪 Roast Intensity: ${ROAST_INTENSITY:-7} 🎪" echo "🎪 Celebration Mode: ${CELEBRATION_MODE:-full} 🎪" echo "🎪 🎪" echo "🎪 Professional DevOps with Humor 🎪" echo "🎪 🎪" echo "🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪" echo "" } # Function to perform container initialization initialize_container() { log "🚀 Initializing CI/CD Chaos Engine Container..." # Create necessary directories log "📁 Creating directory structure..." mkdir -p /app/{logs,cache,tmp,artifacts,reports} || true mkdir -p /var/log/chaos /var/run/chaos || true # Set permissions log "🔒 Setting permissions..." chmod -R 755 /app || true chmod -R 777 /app/{logs,cache,tmp} || true # Initialize chaos engine log "🎪 Initializing chaos engine..." if [[ -f /app/scripts/chaos-engine.sh ]]; then chmod +x /app/scripts/chaos-engine.sh || true fi # Initialize Python scripts log "🐍 Setting up Python scripts..." for script in /app/scripts/*.py; do if [[ -f "$script" ]]; then chmod +x "$script" || true fi done # Initialize configuration log "⚙️ Loading configuration..." export CHAOS_CONFIG_LOADED=true # Generate initial chaos report log "📊 Generating initial chaos report..." if command -v python3 &> /dev/null && [[ -f /app/scripts/chaos-engine.sh ]]; then /app/scripts/chaos-engine.sh report 2>/dev/null || true fi } # Function to perform health checks perform_health_checks() { log "🏥 Performing container health checks..." # Check basic functionality if ! command -v python3 &> /dev/null; then error "❌ Python3 not found" exit 1 fi if ! command -v bash &> /dev/null; then error "❌ Bash not found" exit 1 fi # Check application files if [[ ! -f /app/README.md ]]; then warn "⚠️ README.md not found" fi if [[ ! -f /app/.gitlab-ci.yml ]]; then warn "⚠️ GitLab CI configuration not found" fi # Check scripts directory if [[ ! -d /app/scripts ]]; then warn "⚠️ Scripts directory not found" else script_count=$(find /app/scripts -name "*.sh" -o -name "*.py" | wc -l) log "📜 Found $script_count scripts" fi # Check configuration if [[ ! -d /app/config ]]; then warn "⚠️ Configuration directory not found" fi log "✅ Health checks completed" } # Function to setup monitoring (overkill) setup_monitoring() { log "📊 Setting up monitoring and observability..." # Create monitoring directories mkdir -p /app/monitoring/{metrics,logs,traces} # Generate mock metrics cat > /app/monitoring/metrics/prometheus.txt << 'EOF' # TYPE chaos_level gauge chaos_level{container="cicd-chaos"} ${CHAOS_LEVEL:-5} # TYPE roast_intensity gauge roast_intensity{container="cicd-chaos"} ${ROAST_INTENSITY:-7} # TYPE celebration_mode gauge celebration_mode{container="cicd-chaos",mode="${CELEBRATION_MODE:-full}"} 1 # TYPE pipeline_stages gauge pipeline_stages{container="cicd-chaos"} 30 # TYPE humor_level gauge humor_level{container="cicd-chaos"} maximum # TYPE professional_implementation gauge professional_implementation{container="cicd-chaos"} 100 EOF # Create log configuration cat > /app/monitoring/logs/config.yaml << 'EOF' level: info format: json outputs: - console - file - elasticsearch rotation: true compression: true retention: 7d EOF log "✅ Monitoring setup completed" } # Function to setup security (excessive) setup_security() { log "🔒 Setting up security configuration..." # Create security directory mkdir -p /app/security/{certs,policies,audits} # Generate security policies cat > /app/security/policies/container-security.yaml << 'EOF' security: container: runtime: "runc" seccomp: true apparmor: true no_new_privs: true read_only_rootfs: false run_as_non_root: true capabilities: drop: - ALL add: - CHOWN - NET_BIND_SERVICE resources: limits: memory: "512Mi" cpu: "500m" requests: memory: "256Mi" cpu: "250m" network: disabled: false readonly_rootfs: false EOF # Generate audit configuration cat > /app/security/audits/audit.yaml << 'EOF' audit: enabled: true level: "verbose" events: - "process_start" - "file_access" - "network_connection" - "system_call" output: - "syslog" - "file" retention: "30d" EOF log "✅ Security setup completed" } # Function to perform chaos rituals perform_chaos_rituals() { if [[ "${CHAOS_LEVEL:-5}" -ge 7 ]]; then chaos_log "🎲 Performing chaos rituals..." # Random chaos event local chaos_events=( "Cosmic alignment check" "Developer coffee level verification" "Git commit graph analysis" "Code quality divination" "Build speed optimization ritual" "Documentation completeness blessing" "Test coverage enhancement ceremony" "Security scan purification" "Performance tuning meditation" "Deployment success prayer" ) local random_event=${chaos_events[$((RANDOM % ${#chaos_events[@]}))]} chaos_log "🔮 Performing: $random_event" sleep 1 chaos_log "✨ Chaos ritual completed successfully" fi } # Function to display container information display_container_info() { log "📋 Container Information:" echo " 🏷️ Version: ${CONTAINER_VERSION:-unknown}" echo " 🔧 Build: ${CONTAINER_BUILD:-production}" echo " 🎪 Chaos Level: ${CHAOS_LEVEL:-5}" echo " 🔥 Roast Intensity: ${ROAST_INTENSITY:-7}" echo " 🎉 Celebration Mode: ${CELEBRATION_MODE:-full}" echo " 🎮 Developer Challenge: ${DEVELOPER_CHALLENGE:-true}" echo " 📅 Build Date: ${BUILD_DATE:-unknown}" echo " 🔀 Git Commit: ${GIT_COMMIT:-unknown}" echo " 🌿 Git Branch: ${GIT_BRANCH:-unknown}" echo " 🐍 Python Version: $(python3 --version 2>/dev/null || echo 'unknown')" echo " 🐳 Docker Version: $(docker --version 2>/dev/null | head -1 || echo 'unknown')" echo "" } # Function to start the application start_application() { log "🚀 Starting CI/CD Chaos Engine..." # Determine what to run based on command case "${1:-}" in "server") log "🌐 Starting HTTP server..." python3 -m http.server 8080 --directory /app ;; "chaos-engine") log "🎪 Starting chaos engine..." if [[ -f /app/scripts/chaos-engine.sh ]]; then /app/scripts/chaos-engine.sh "${2:-report}" else error "❌ Chaos engine script not found" exit 1 fi ;; "roast-bot") log "🤖 Starting roast bot..." if [[ -f /app/scripts/roast-bot.py ]]; then python3 /app/scripts/roast-bot.py "${2:-/app}" else error "❌ Roast bot script not found" exit 1 fi ;; "commit-judge") log "👨‍⚖️ Starting commit message judge..." if [[ -f /app/scripts/commit-judge.py ]]; then python3 /app/scripts/commit-judge.py "${2:- --help}" else error "❌ Commit judge script not found" exit 1 fi ;; "pr-challenge") log "🎮 Starting PR challenge system..." if [[ -f /app/scripts/pr-challenge.py ]]; then python3 /app/scripts/pr-challenge.py "${2:- --help}" else error "❌ PR challenge script not found" exit 1 fi ;; "shell") log "🐚 Starting interactive shell..." exec /bin/bash ;; *) log "🎪 Starting default mode..." echo "" echo "🎪 CI/CD Chaos Engine - Interactive Mode" echo "======================================" echo "" echo "Available commands:" echo " server - Start HTTP server" echo " chaos-engine - Run chaos engine" echo " roast-bot - Run code roast bot" echo " commit-judge - Run commit message judge" echo " pr-challenge - Run PR challenge system" echo " shell - Start interactive shell" echo " help - Show this help" echo "" echo "Environment Variables:" echo " CHAOS_LEVEL=${CHAOS_LEVEL:-5}" echo " ROAST_INTENSITY=${ROAST_INTENSITY:-7}" echo " CELEBRATION_MODE=${CELEBRATION_MODE:-full}" echo " DEVELOPER_CHALLENGE=${DEVELOPER_CHALLENGE:-true}" echo "" echo "Starting HTTP server on port 8080..." python3 -m http.server 8080 --directory /app ;; esac } # Main execution main() { # Display banner display_banner # Initialize container initialize_container # Perform health checks perform_health_checks # Setup monitoring setup_monitoring # Setup security setup_security # Perform chaos rituals perform_chaos_rituals # Display container information display_container_info # Show startup celebration if [[ "${CELEBRATION_MODE:-full}" == "full" ]]; then log "🎉 Container initialization complete!" log "🚀 CI/CD Chaos Engine is ready for maximum over-engineering!" echo "" echo "🎊🎊🎊 SUCCESS! 🎊🎊🎊" echo "" fi # Start application start_application "$@" } # Trap signals for graceful shutdown trap 'log "🛑 Container shutting down..."; exit 0' SIGTERM SIGINT # Execute main function with all arguments main "$@"