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+# CI/CD Chaos Engine - Over-engineered Docker Container
+# This Dockerfile demonstrates professional containerization with satirical over-engineering
+
+# Multi-stage build with excessive optimization
+FROM --platform=linux/amd64 alpine:3.18 as base-builder
+
+# Set build arguments with ridiculous defaults
+ARG CHAOS_LEVEL=5
+ARG ROAST_INTENSITY=7
+ARG BUILD_DATE=unknown
+ARG GIT_COMMIT=unknown
+ARG GIT_BRANCH=unknown
+
+# Install way too many build dependencies
+RUN apk add --no-cache \
+    bash \
+    curl \
+    wget \
+    git \
+    python3 \
+    python3-dev \
+    py3-pip \
+    py3-setuptools \
+    py3-wheel \
+    build-base \
+    musl-dev \
+    linux-headers \
+    openssl-dev \
+    libffi-dev \
+    yaml-dev \
+    json-c-dev \
+    curl-dev \
+    ca-certificates \
+    && rm -rf /var/cache/apk/*
+
+# Create build directory structure (excessive)
+RUN mkdir -p /app/{src,scripts,config,docs,tests,logs,tmp,cache,backups,exports,imports,static,media,templates,data}
+
+# Copy all files (because we're thorough)
+COPY . /app/
+
+# Set working directory
+WORKDIR /app
+
+# Install Python dependencies with excessive optimization
+RUN python3 -m pip install --no-cache-dir --upgrade pip setuptools wheel && \
+    python3 -m pip install --no-cache-dir \
+        flask \
+        fastapi \
+        uvicorn \
+        requests \
+        pyyaml \
+        click \
+        rich \
+        prometheus-client \
+        structlog \
+        python-json-logger \
+        colorama \
+        tqdm \
+        psutil \
+        docker \
+        kubernetes \
+        boto3 \
+        azure-storage-blob \
+        google-cloud-storage \
+        redis \
+        psycopg2-binary \
+        pymongo \
+        elasticsearch \
+        sentry-sdk \
+        newrelic \
+        datadog \
+        slack-sdk \
+        email-validator \
+        bcrypt \
+        cryptography \
+        jwt \
+        python-dotenv \
+        httpx \
+        aiohttp \
+        async-timeout \
+        tenacity \
+        backoff \
+        retrying \
+        pydantic \
+        marshmallow \
+        cerberus \
+        voluptuous \
+        jsonschema \
+        tox \
+        pytest \
+        pytest-cov \
+        pytest-mock \
+        pytest-asyncio \
+        black \
+        isort \
+        flake8 \
+        mypy \
+        bandit \
+        safety \
+        semgrep \
+        pre-commit \
+        shellcheck \
+        hadolint \
+        yamllint \
+        markdownlint-cli2 \
+        gitlint \
+        commitizen \
+        conventional-pre-commit
+
+# Second stage - optimization builder
+FROM base-builder as optimizer
+
+# Over-optimization steps
+RUN find /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages -name "*.pyc" -delete && \
+    find /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages -name "*.pyo" -delete && \
+    find /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages -name "__pycache__" -type d -exec rm -rf {} + 2>/dev/null || true
+
+# Remove unnecessary files (excessive cleanup)
+RUN rm -rf /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages/*.egg-info && \
+    rm -rf /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages/*/tests && \
+    rm -rf /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages/*/test && \
+    rm -rf /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages/*/docs && \
+    rm -rf /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages/*/examples
+
+# Third stage - production build
+FROM --platform=linux/amd64 alpine:3.18 as production
+
+# Install only what we actually need (but still overkill)
+RUN apk add --no-cache \
+    bash \
+    curl \
+    git \
+    python3 \
+    py3-pip \
+    py3-yaml \
+    py3-requests \
+    ca-certificates \
+    && rm -rf /var/cache/apk/*
+
+# Create non-root user with excessive configuration
+RUN addgroup -g 1001 -S chaos && \
+    adduser -u 1001 -S chaos -G chaos && \
+    mkdir -p /app /tmp /var/log/chaos /var/run/chaos && \
+    chown -R chaos:chaos /app /tmp /var/log/chaos /var/run/chaos
+
+# Copy from optimizer stage
+COPY --from=optimizer /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages /usr/local/lib/python3.*/site-packages
+COPY --from=optimizer /usr/local/bin /usr/local/bin
+
+# Copy application files
+COPY --chown=chaos:chaos . /app/
+
+# Set working directory
+WORKDIR /app
+
+# Create directories with excessive permissions
+RUN mkdir -p /app/{scripts,config,logs,reports,artifacts,docs,cache,tmp} && \
+    chmod -R 755 /app && \
+    chmod -R 777 /app/{logs,cache,tmp}
+
+# Set environment variables (over-engineered)
+ENV CHAOS_LEVEL=${CHAOS_LEVEL:-5}
+ENV ROAST_INTENSITY=${ROAST_INTENSITY:-7}
+ENV CELEBRATION_MODE="full"
+ENV DEVELOPER_CHALLENGE="true"
+ENV PYTHONUNBUFFERED=1
+ENV PYTHONDONTWRITEBYTECODE=1
+ENV PYTHONPATH=/app
+ENV LOG_LEVEL=INFO
+ENV CHAOS_HOME=/app
+ENV CHAOS_CONFIG=/app/config
+ENV CHAOS_LOGS=/app/logs
+ENV CHAOS_CACHE=/app/cache
+ENV CHAOS_TMP=/app/tmp
+ENV CHAOS_ARTIFACTS=/app/artifacts
+ENV BUILD_DATE=${BUILD_DATE}
+ENV GIT_COMMIT=${GIT_COMMIT}
+ENV GIT_BRANCH=${GIT_BRANCH}
+ENV CONTAINER_VERSION=1.0.0
+ENV CONTAINER_BUILD=production
+ENV HEALTH_CHECK_ENABLED=true
+ENV METRICS_ENABLED=true
+ENV TRACING_ENABLED=true
+ENV DEBUG_MODE=false
+ENV PRODUCTION_MODE=true
+
+# Install entrypoint script
+COPY docker/entrypoint.sh /entrypoint.sh
+RUN chmod +x /entrypoint.sh
+
+# Create health check script
+RUN echo '#!/bin/bash' > /app/healthcheck.sh && \
+    echo 'echo "🎪 CI/CD Chaos Container Health Check"' >> /app/healthcheck.sh && \
+    echo 'echo "Chaos Level: $CHAOS_LEVEL"' >> /app/healthcheck.sh && \
+    echo 'echo "Status: Operating with maximum chaos"' >> /app/healthcheck.sh && \
+    echo 'exit 0' >> /app/healthcheck.sh && \
+    chmod +x /app/healthcheck.sh
+
+# Expose ports (overkill for this application)
+EXPOSE 8080 9090 3000 5000 80 443
+
+# Add labels (excessive metadata)
+LABEL maintainer="CI/CD Chaos Team <chaos@example.com>" \
+      version="1.0.0" \
+      description="CI/CD Chaos Engine - Over-engineered DevOps Satire" \
+      chaos.level="${CHAOS_LEVEL}" \
+      roast.intensity="${ROAST_INTENSITY}" \
+      build.date="${BUILD_DATE}" \
+      git.commit="${GIT_COMMIT}" \
+      git.branch="${GIT_BRANCH}" \
+      architecture="amd64" \
+      os="alpine" \
+      python.version="3.11" \
+      docker.version="24.0" \
+      compliance="SOC2,ISO27001,GDPR,HIPAA" \
+      security.scan.date="2024-01-01" \
+      quality.gate="passed" \
+      test.coverage="98.5%" \
+      performance.rating="excellent"
+
+# Health check (excessive but professional)
+HEALTHCHECK --interval=30s --timeout=10s --start-period=40s --retries=3 \
+    CMD ["/app/healthcheck.sh"]
+
+# Volumes (excessive for this use case)
+VOLUME ["/app/logs", "/app/cache", "/app/tmp", "/app/artifacts"]
+
+# Switch to non-root user
+USER chaos
+
+# Entry point with excessive ceremony
+ENTRYPOINT ["/entrypoint.sh"]
+
+# Default command
+CMD ["python3", "-m", "http.server", "8080", "--directory", "/app"]

docker/entrypoint.sh

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+#!/bin/bash
+
+# CI/CD Chaos Engine Container Entry Point
+# Over-engineered entry point with excessive initialization
+
+set -euo pipefail
+
+# Colors for output
+RED='\033[0;31m'
+GREEN='\033[0;32m'
+YELLOW='\033[1;33m'
+BLUE='\033[0;34m'
+PURPLE='\033[0;35m'
+CYAN='\033[0;36m'
+NC='\033[0m' # No Color
+
+# Logging function
+log() {
+    echo -e "${GREEN}[$(date '+%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S')]${NC} $1"
+}
+
+warn() {
+    echo -e "${YELLOW}[$(date '+%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S')]${NC} $1"
+}
+
+error() {
+    echo -e "${RED}[$(date '+%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S')]${NC} $1"
+}
+
+chaos_log() {
+    echo -e "${PURPLE}[CHAOS]${NC} $1"
+}
+
+# Function to display ASCII art banner
+display_banner() {
+    echo ""
+    echo "🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪"
+    echo "🎪                                          🎪"
+    echo "🎪     CI/CD CHAOS ENGINE CONTAINER        🎪"
+    echo "🎪                                          🎪"
+    echo "🎪    Over-engineered DevOps Satire        🎪"
+    echo "🎪                                          🎪"
+    echo "🎪    Chaos Level: ${CHAOS_LEVEL:-5}                 🎪"
+    echo "🎪    Roast Intensity: ${ROAST_INTENSITY:-7}            🎪"
+    echo "🎪    Celebration Mode: ${CELEBRATION_MODE:-full}           🎪"
+    echo "🎪                                          🎪"
+    echo "🎪    Professional DevOps with Humor     🎪"
+    echo "🎪                                          🎪"
+    echo "🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪"
+    echo ""
+}
+
+# Function to perform container initialization
+initialize_container() {
+    log "🚀 Initializing CI/CD Chaos Engine Container..."
+
+    # Create necessary directories
+    log "📁 Creating directory structure..."
+    mkdir -p /app/{logs,cache,tmp,artifacts,reports} || true
+    mkdir -p /var/log/chaos /var/run/chaos || true
+
+    # Set permissions
+    log "🔒 Setting permissions..."
+    chmod -R 755 /app || true
+    chmod -R 777 /app/{logs,cache,tmp} || true
+
+    # Initialize chaos engine
+    log "🎪 Initializing chaos engine..."
+    if [[ -f /app/scripts/chaos-engine.sh ]]; then
+        chmod +x /app/scripts/chaos-engine.sh || true
+    fi
+
+    # Initialize Python scripts
+    log "🐍 Setting up Python scripts..."
+    for script in /app/scripts/*.py; do
+        if [[ -f "$script" ]]; then
+            chmod +x "$script" || true
+        fi
+    done
+
+    # Initialize configuration
+    log "⚙️ Loading configuration..."
+    export CHAOS_CONFIG_LOADED=true
+
+    # Generate initial chaos report
+    log "📊 Generating initial chaos report..."
+    if command -v python3 &> /dev/null && [[ -f /app/scripts/chaos-engine.sh ]]; then
+        /app/scripts/chaos-engine.sh report 2>/dev/null || true
+    fi
+}
+
+# Function to perform health checks
+perform_health_checks() {
+    log "🏥 Performing container health checks..."
+
+    # Check basic functionality
+    if ! command -v python3 &> /dev/null; then
+        error "❌ Python3 not found"
+        exit 1
+    fi
+
+    if ! command -v bash &> /dev/null; then
+        error "❌ Bash not found"
+        exit 1
+    fi
+
+    # Check application files
+    if [[ ! -f /app/README.md ]]; then
+        warn "⚠️ README.md not found"
+    fi
+
+    if [[ ! -f /app/.gitlab-ci.yml ]]; then
+        warn "⚠️ GitLab CI configuration not found"
+    fi
+
+    # Check scripts directory
+    if [[ ! -d /app/scripts ]]; then
+        warn "⚠️ Scripts directory not found"
+    else
+        script_count=$(find /app/scripts -name "*.sh" -o -name "*.py" | wc -l)
+        log "📜 Found $script_count scripts"
+    fi
+
+    # Check configuration
+    if [[ ! -d /app/config ]]; then
+        warn "⚠️ Configuration directory not found"
+    fi
+
+    log "✅ Health checks completed"
+}
+
+# Function to setup monitoring (overkill)
+setup_monitoring() {
+    log "📊 Setting up monitoring and observability..."
+
+    # Create monitoring directories
+    mkdir -p /app/monitoring/{metrics,logs,traces}
+
+    # Generate mock metrics
+    cat > /app/monitoring/metrics/prometheus.txt << 'EOF'
+# TYPE chaos_level gauge
+chaos_level{container="cicd-chaos"} ${CHAOS_LEVEL:-5}
+
+# TYPE roast_intensity gauge
+roast_intensity{container="cicd-chaos"} ${ROAST_INTENSITY:-7}
+
+# TYPE celebration_mode gauge
+celebration_mode{container="cicd-chaos",mode="${CELEBRATION_MODE:-full}"} 1
+
+# TYPE pipeline_stages gauge
+pipeline_stages{container="cicd-chaos"} 30
+
+# TYPE humor_level gauge
+humor_level{container="cicd-chaos"} maximum
+
+# TYPE professional_implementation gauge
+professional_implementation{container="cicd-chaos"} 100
+EOF
+
+    # Create log configuration
+    cat > /app/monitoring/logs/config.yaml << 'EOF'
+level: info
+format: json
+outputs:
+  - console
+  - file
+  - elasticsearch
+rotation: true
+compression: true
+retention: 7d
+EOF
+
+    log "✅ Monitoring setup completed"
+}
+
+# Function to setup security (excessive)
+setup_security() {
+    log "🔒 Setting up security configuration..."
+
+    # Create security directory
+    mkdir -p /app/security/{certs,policies,audits}
+
+    # Generate security policies
+    cat > /app/security/policies/container-security.yaml << 'EOF'
+security:
+  container:
+    runtime: "runc"
+    seccomp: true
+    apparmor: true
+    no_new_privs: true
+    read_only_rootfs: false
+    run_as_non_root: true
+  capabilities:
+    drop:
+      - ALL
+    add:
+      - CHOWN
+      - NET_BIND_SERVICE
+  resources:
+    limits:
+      memory: "512Mi"
+      cpu: "500m"
+    requests:
+      memory: "256Mi"
+      cpu: "250m"
+  network:
+    disabled: false
+    readonly_rootfs: false
+EOF
+
+    # Generate audit configuration
+    cat > /app/security/audits/audit.yaml << 'EOF'
+audit:
+  enabled: true
+  level: "verbose"
+  events:
+    - "process_start"
+    - "file_access"
+    - "network_connection"
+    - "system_call"
+  output:
+    - "syslog"
+    - "file"
+  retention: "30d"
+EOF
+
+    log "✅ Security setup completed"
+}
+
+# Function to perform chaos rituals
+perform_chaos_rituals() {
+    if [[ "${CHAOS_LEVEL:-5}" -ge 7 ]]; then
+        chaos_log "🎲 Performing chaos rituals..."
+
+        # Random chaos event
+        local chaos_events=(
+            "Cosmic alignment check"
+            "Developer coffee level verification"
+            "Git commit graph analysis"
+            "Code quality divination"
+            "Build speed optimization ritual"
+            "Documentation completeness blessing"
+            "Test coverage enhancement ceremony"
+            "Security scan purification"
+            "Performance tuning meditation"
+            "Deployment success prayer"
+        )
+
+        local random_event=${chaos_events[$((RANDOM % ${#chaos_events[@]}))]}
+        chaos_log "🔮 Performing: $random_event"
+        sleep 1
+        chaos_log "✨ Chaos ritual completed successfully"
+    fi
+}
+
+# Function to display container information
+display_container_info() {
+    log "📋 Container Information:"
+    echo "   🏷️  Version: ${CONTAINER_VERSION:-unknown}"
+    echo "   🔧 Build: ${CONTAINER_BUILD:-production}"
+    echo "   🎪 Chaos Level: ${CHAOS_LEVEL:-5}"
+    echo "   🔥 Roast Intensity: ${ROAST_INTENSITY:-7}"
+    echo "   🎉 Celebration Mode: ${CELEBRATION_MODE:-full}"
+    echo "   🎮 Developer Challenge: ${DEVELOPER_CHALLENGE:-true}"
+    echo "   📅 Build Date: ${BUILD_DATE:-unknown}"
+    echo "   🔀 Git Commit: ${GIT_COMMIT:-unknown}"
+    echo "   🌿 Git Branch: ${GIT_BRANCH:-unknown}"
+    echo "   🐍 Python Version: $(python3 --version 2>/dev/null || echo 'unknown')"
+    echo "   🐳 Docker Version: $(docker --version 2>/dev/null | head -1 || echo 'unknown')"
+    echo ""
+}
+
+# Function to start the application
+start_application() {
+    log "🚀 Starting CI/CD Chaos Engine..."
+
+    # Determine what to run based on command
+    case "${1:-}" in
+        "server")
+            log "🌐 Starting HTTP server..."
+            python3 -m http.server 8080 --directory /app
+            ;;
+        "chaos-engine")
+            log "🎪 Starting chaos engine..."
+            if [[ -f /app/scripts/chaos-engine.sh ]]; then
+                /app/scripts/chaos-engine.sh "${2:-report}"
+            else
+                error "❌ Chaos engine script not found"
+                exit 1
+            fi
+            ;;
+        "roast-bot")
+            log "🤖 Starting roast bot..."
+            if [[ -f /app/scripts/roast-bot.py ]]; then
+                python3 /app/scripts/roast-bot.py "${2:-/app}"
+            else
+                error "❌ Roast bot script not found"
+                exit 1
+            fi
+            ;;
+        "commit-judge")
+            log "👨‍⚖️ Starting commit message judge..."
+            if [[ -f /app/scripts/commit-judge.py ]]; then
+                python3 /app/scripts/commit-judge.py "${2:- --help}"
+            else
+                error "❌ Commit judge script not found"
+                exit 1
+            fi
+            ;;
+        "pr-challenge")
+            log "🎮 Starting PR challenge system..."
+            if [[ -f /app/scripts/pr-challenge.py ]]; then
+                python3 /app/scripts/pr-challenge.py "${2:- --help}"
+            else
+                error "❌ PR challenge script not found"
+                exit 1
+            fi
+            ;;
+        "shell")
+            log "🐚 Starting interactive shell..."
+            exec /bin/bash
+            ;;
+        *)
+            log "🎪 Starting default mode..."
+            echo ""
+            echo "🎪 CI/CD Chaos Engine - Interactive Mode"
+            echo "======================================"
+            echo ""
+            echo "Available commands:"
+            echo "  server                 - Start HTTP server"
+            echo "  chaos-engine           - Run chaos engine"
+            echo "  roast-bot              - Run code roast bot"
+            echo "  commit-judge          - Run commit message judge"
+            echo "  pr-challenge          - Run PR challenge system"
+            echo "  shell                 - Start interactive shell"
+            echo "  help                  - Show this help"
+            echo ""
+            echo "Environment Variables:"
+            echo "  CHAOS_LEVEL=${CHAOS_LEVEL:-5}"
+            echo "  ROAST_INTENSITY=${ROAST_INTENSITY:-7}"
+            echo "  CELEBRATION_MODE=${CELEBRATION_MODE:-full}"
+            echo "  DEVELOPER_CHALLENGE=${DEVELOPER_CHALLENGE:-true}"
+            echo ""
+            echo "Starting HTTP server on port 8080..."
+            python3 -m http.server 8080 --directory /app
+            ;;
+    esac
+}
+
+# Main execution
+main() {
+    # Display banner
+    display_banner
+
+    # Initialize container
+    initialize_container
+
+    # Perform health checks
+    perform_health_checks
+
+    # Setup monitoring
+    setup_monitoring
+
+    # Setup security
+    setup_security
+
+    # Perform chaos rituals
+    perform_chaos_rituals
+
+    # Display container information
+    display_container_info
+
+    # Show startup celebration
+    if [[ "${CELEBRATION_MODE:-full}" == "full" ]]; then
+        log "🎉 Container initialization complete!"
+        log "🚀 CI/CD Chaos Engine is ready for maximum over-engineering!"
+        echo ""
+        echo "🎊🎊🎊 SUCCESS! 🎊🎊🎊"
+        echo ""
+    fi
+
+    # Start application
+    start_application "$@"
+}
+
+# Trap signals for graceful shutdown
+trap 'log "🛑 Container shutting down..."; exit 0' SIGTERM SIGINT
+
+# Execute main function with all arguments
+main "$@"