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config/development.yml

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+# Development Environment Configuration
+# Over-engineered configuration for development environment
+
+development:
+  # Pipeline Configuration
+  pipeline:
+    name: "Development Pipeline"
+    description: "Over-engineered development pipeline with excessive stages"
+    chaos_level: 8
+    roast_intensity: 9
+    celebration_mode: "full"
+    developer_challenge: true
+
+  # Environment Variables
+  variables:
+    NODE_ENV: "development"
+    DEBUG: "true"
+    LOG_LEVEL: "debug"
+    CHAOS_ENABLED: "true"
+    DEVELOPER_MODE: "true"
+    TESTING_MODE: "true"
+
+  # Over-the-top Build Configuration
+  build:
+    optimization_level: "maximum"
+    cache_strategy: "aggressive"
+    parallel_jobs: 16
+    debug_symbols: true
+    profiling: true
+    memory_limit: "8GB"
+    timeout: "3600"
+
+  # Excessive Testing Configuration
+  testing:
+    unit_tests:
+      enabled: true
+      framework: "jest"
+      coverage_threshold: 95
+      parallel_execution: true
+      mutation_testing: true
+      property_based_testing: true
+
+    integration_tests:
+      enabled: true
+      framework: "cypress"
+      environment: "development"
+      database: "test"
+      mock_services: true
+
+    performance_tests:
+      enabled: true
+      tool: "k6"
+      virtual_users: 1000
+      duration: "30m"
+      thresholds:
+        http_req_duration: ["p(95)<200"]
+        http_req_failed: ["rate<0.01"]
+
+  # Security Configuration (overkill for development)
+  security:
+    sast:
+      enabled: true
+      tools: ["sonarqube", "semgrep", "bandit"]
+      fail_build: true
+
+    dast:
+      enabled: true
+      tool: "owasp-zap"
+      target: "dev-app"
+      full_scan: true
+
+    dependency_scanning:
+      enabled: true
+      tools: ["snyk", "dependabot", "npm audit"]
+      license_checking: true
+
+  # Monitoring and Observability (excessive for dev)
+  monitoring:
+    metrics:
+      enabled: true
+      exporter: "prometheus"
+      granularity: "1s"
+      retention: "7d"
+
+    logging:
+      level: "debug"
+      format: "json"
+      output: ["console", "file", "elasticsearch"]
+      file_rotation: true
+      compression: true
+
+    tracing:
+      enabled: true
+      service: "jaeger"
+      sampling_rate: 1.0
+      baggage: true
+
+  # Deployment Configuration (for development)
+  deployment:
+    strategy: "blue-green"
+    auto_rollback: true
+    health_checks:
+      enabled: true
+      endpoint: "/health"
+      timeout: "30s"
+      interval: "10s"
+
+  # Notification Configuration
+  notifications:
+    slack:
+      enabled: true
+      webhook: "$SLACK_WEBHOOK"
+      channel: "#development"
+      notify_on: ["always"]
+
+    email:
+      enabled: true
+      recipients: ["dev-team@example.com"]
+      notify_on: ["failure", "success"]
+
+  # Cache Configuration (overkill)
+  cache:
+    redis:
+      enabled: true
+      host: "redis-dev"
+      port: 6379
+      database: 0
+      ttl: "1h"
+
+    cdn:
+      enabled: true
+      provider: "cloudflare"
+      zone: "dev.example.com"
+
+  # Database Configuration (excessive for dev)
+  database:
+    primary:
+      type: "postgresql"
+      host: "postgres-dev"
+      port: 5432
+      database: "chaos_dev"
+      pool_size: 20
+      ssl: true
+      backup:
+        enabled: true
+        schedule: "0 2 * * *"
+        retention: "7d"
+
+    replica:
+      type: "postgresql"
+      host: "postgres-replica-dev"
+      read_only: true
+
+    redis:
+      host: "redis-dev"
+      port: 6379
+      database: 1
+
+  # Service Configuration (microservices parody)
+  services:
+    api_gateway:
+      image: "chaos/api-gateway:dev"
+      replicas: 3
+      resources:
+        limits:
+          memory: "512Mi"
+          cpu: "500m"
+
+    user_service:
+      image: "chaos/user-service:dev"
+      replicas: 2
+      database: "users_db"
+
+    auth_service:
+      image: "chaos/auth-service:dev"
+      replicas: 2
+      secrets: ["jwt_secret", "oauth_credentials"]
+
+    order_service:
+      image: "chaos/order-service:dev"
+      replicas: 2
+      database: "orders_db"
+
+    notification_service:
+      image: "chaos/notification-service:dev"
+      replicas: 1
+      providers: ["email", "sms", "push"]
+
+    analytics_service:
+      image: "chaos/analytics-service:dev"
+      replicas: 1
+      database: "analytics_db"
+
+  # Load Balancer Configuration
+  load_balancer:
+    type: "nginx"
+    algorithm: "round-robin"
+    health_check:
+      enabled: true
+      interval: "10s"
+      timeout: "5s"
+
+  # SSL/TLS Configuration
+  ssl:
+    enabled: true
+    provider: "letsencrypt"
+    domain: "dev.example.com"
+    auto_renewal: true
+
+  # Feature Flags Configuration
+  feature_flags:
+    provider: "launchdarkly"
+    environment: "development"
+    flags:
+      new_ui: true
+      advanced_analytics: true
+      beta_features: true
+
+  # Backup Configuration (excessive for dev)
+  backup:
+    enabled: true
+    schedule: "0 3 * * *"
+    retention: "7d"
+    compression: true
+    encryption: true
+    destinations:
+      - type: "s3"
+        bucket: "chaos-backup-dev"
+      - type: "local"
+        path: "/backups/dev"
+
+  # Disaster Recovery Configuration (overkill for dev)
+  disaster_recovery:
+    enabled: true
+    rpo: "1h"
+    rto: "4h"
+    geo_replication: true
+    failover:
+      enabled: true
+      automatic: true
+      health_check_interval: "30s"

config/production.yml

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+# Production Environment Configuration
+# Seriously over-engineered production configuration
+
+production:
+  # Pipeline Configuration
+  pipeline:
+    name: "Production Pipeline"
+    description: "Enterprise-grade production pipeline with maximum over-engineering"
+    chaos_level: 3  # Reduced chaos for production (but still some!)
+    roast_intensity: 5  # Less roasting in production
+    celebration_mode: "standard"  # Professional celebrations only
+    developer_challenge: false  # No challenges in production
+
+  # Environment Variables
+  variables:
+    NODE_ENV: "production"
+    DEBUG: "false"
+    LOG_LEVEL: "warn"
+    CHAOS_ENABLED: "false"
+    DEVELOPER_MODE: "false"
+    TESTING_MODE: "false"
+
+  # Ultra-Optimized Build Configuration
+  build:
+    optimization_level: "aggressive"
+    cache_strategy: "strategic"
+    parallel_jobs: 32
+    debug_symbols: false
+    profiling: false
+    memory_limit: "16GB"
+    timeout: "7200"
+    minification: true
+    tree_shaking: true
+    dead_code_elimination: true
+
+  # Comprehensive Testing Configuration
+  testing:
+    unit_tests:
+      enabled: true
+      framework: "jest"
+      coverage_threshold: 98
+      parallel_execution: true
+      mutation_testing: true
+      property_based_testing: true
+      performance_regression: true
+
+    integration_tests:
+      enabled: true
+      framework: "cypress"
+      environment: "production-like"
+      database: "production-clone"
+      mock_services: false
+
+    e2e_tests:
+      enabled: true
+      framework: "playwright"
+      browsers: ["chrome", "firefox", "safari", "edge"]
+      mobile: true
+      tablet: true
+
+    performance_tests:
+      enabled: true
+      tool: "k6"
+      virtual_users: 10000
+      duration: "2h"
+      thresholds:
+        http_req_duration: ["p(99)<500"]
+        http_req_failed: ["rate<0.001"]
+
+    security_tests:
+      enabled: true
+      tools: ["owasp-zap", "burp-suite", "clair"]
+      comprehensive_scan: true
+
+  # Enterprise Security Configuration
+  security:
+    sast:
+      enabled: true
+      tools: ["sonarqube", "semgrep", "bandit", "checkmarx"]
+      fail_build: true
+      quality_gate: 95
+
+    dast:
+      enabled: true
+      tool: "owasp-zap"
+      target: "prod-app"
+      full_scan: true
+      active_scanning: true
+
+    dependency_scanning:
+      enabled: true
+      tools: ["snyk", "dependabot", "npm audit", "whiteource"]
+      license_checking: true
+      compliance_checking: true
+
+    compliance:
+      enabled: true
+      frameworks: ["SOC2", "ISO27001", "GDPR", "HIPAA", "PCI-DSS"]
+      automated_auditing: true
+
+  # Enterprise Monitoring and Observability
+  monitoring:
+    metrics:
+      enabled: true
+      exporter: "prometheus"
+      granularity: "1s"
+      retention: "30d"
+      alerting: true
+      dashboard: "grafana"
+
+    logging:
+      level: "warn"
+      format: "json"
+      output: ["elasticsearch", "s3"]
+      file_rotation: true
+      compression: true
+      indexing: true
+      search: true
+
+    tracing:
+      enabled: true
+      service: "jaeger"
+      sampling_rate: 0.1
+      baggage: true
+      adaptive_sampling: true
+
+    alerting:
+      enabled: true
+      provider: "prometheus-alertmanager"
+      channels: ["slack", "pagerduty", "email"]
+      escalation_policy: true
+      incident_management: true
+
+  # Production Deployment Configuration
+  deployment:
+    strategy: "blue-green"
+    auto_rollback: true
+    canary:
+      enabled: true
+      initial_weight: 5
+      increment: 5
+      interval: "5m"
+      metrics: ["error_rate", "response_time", "cpu_usage"]
+
+    health_checks:
+      enabled: true
+      endpoints: ["/health", "/ready", "/live"]
+      timeout: "30s"
+      interval: "10s"
+      success_threshold: 3
+      failure_threshold: 2
+
+  # High Availability Configuration
+  high_availability:
+    enabled: true
+    min_replicas: 3
+    max_replicas: 10
+    auto_scaling:
+      enabled: true
+      cpu_threshold: 70
+      memory_threshold: 80
+      scale_up_cooldown: "5m"
+      scale_down_cooldown: "15m"
+
+    multi_az: true
+    multi_region: true
+    disaster_recovery: true
+
+  # Enterprise Database Configuration
+  database:
+    primary:
+      type: "postgresql"
+      version: "14"
+      instance_type: "db.r6g.4xlarge"
+      storage: "1000GB"
+      iops: 20000
+      multi_az: true
+      backup:
+        enabled: true
+        retention: "30d"
+        point_in_time_recovery: true
+      monitoring:
+        enhanced: true
+        performance_insights: true
+
+    read_replicas:
+      count: 3
+      instance_type: "db.r6g.2xlarge"
+
+    redis:
+      cluster_mode: true
+      node_type: "cache.r6g.2xlarge"
+      shards: 3
+      replicas_per_shard: 2
+      multi_az: true
+
+  # Enterprise Service Configuration
+  services:
+    api_gateway:
+      image: "chaos/api-gateway:production"
+      replicas: 6
+      resources:
+        limits:
+          memory: "2Gi"
+          cpu: "2000m"
+        requests:
+          memory: "1Gi"
+          cpu: "1000m"
+      autoscaling:
+        min_replicas: 4
+        max_replicas: 12
+        target_cpu_utilization: 70
+
+    user_service:
+      image: "chaos/user-service:production"
+      replicas: 4
+      database: "users_prod"
+      cache: "redis_users"
+
+    auth_service:
+      image: "chaos/auth-service:production"
+      replicas: 4
+      secrets: ["jwt_secret_prod", "oauth_credentials_prod"]
+      rate_limiting:
+        enabled: true
+        requests_per_minute: 1000
+
+    order_service:
+      image: "chaos/order-service:production"
+      replicas: 6
+      database: "orders_prod"
+      queue: "orders_queue"
+
+    payment_service:
+      image: "chaos/payment-service:production"
+      replicas: 4
+      pci_compliance: true
+      audit_logging: true
+
+    notification_service:
+      image: "chaos/notification-service:production"
+      replicas: 3
+      providers: ["email", "sms", "push", "webhook"]
+      queue: "notifications_queue"
+
+    analytics_service:
+      image: "chaos/analytics-service:production"
+      replicas: 4
+      database: "analytics_prod"
+      data_lake: true
+
+  # Enterprise Load Balancing
+  load_balancer:
+    type: "application"
+    scheme: "internet-facing"
+    ssl_policy: "ELBSecurityPolicy-TLS-1-2-2017-01"
+    waf:
+      enabled: true
+      rules: "OWASP"
+    access_logs:
+      enabled: true
+      s3_bucket: "prod-lb-logs"
+      retention: "365d"
+
+  # Enterprise SSL/TLS Configuration
+  ssl:
+    enabled: true
+    provider: "aws-certificate-manager"
+    domains:
+      - "api.example.com"
+      - "www.example.com"
+      - "admin.example.com"
+    hsts: true
+    certificate_transparency: true
+
+  # Enterprise Caching Configuration
+  cache:
+    cdn:
+      enabled: true
+      provider: "cloudflare"
+      zone: "example.com"
+      caching_level: "aggressive"
+      arl: true
+      image_optimization: true
+
+    application:
+      provider: "redis"
+      cluster_mode: true
+      node_count: 6
+      shard_count: 3
+      automatic_failover: true
+      persistence: true
+
+  # Enterprise Feature Flags
+  feature_flags:
+    provider: "launchdarkly"
+    environment: "production"
+    sdk_key: "$LD_SDK_KEY_PROD"
+    flags:
+      new_ui: false
+      advanced_analytics: true
+      beta_features: false
+      performance_optimizations: true
+
+  # Enterprise Backup Configuration
+  backup:
+    enabled: true
+    schedule: "0 2 * * *"
+    retention: "90d"
+    compression: true
+    encryption: true
+    cross_region: true
+    destinations:
+      - type: "s3"
+        bucket: "chaos-backup-prod-us-east-1"
+        region: "us-east-1"
+      - type: "s3"
+        bucket: "chaos-backup-prod-us-west-2"
+        region: "us-west-2"
+      - type: "glacier"
+        vault: "chaos-longterm-backup"
+        retention: "7y"
+
+  # Enterprise Disaster Recovery
+  disaster_recovery:
+    enabled: true
+    rpo: "15m"
+    rto: "1h"
+    geo_replication: true
+    failover:
+      enabled: true
+      automatic: true
+      health_check_interval: "30s"
+      dns_failover: true
+    backup_region: "us-west-2"
+    data_replication: "continuous"
+
+  # Enterprise Notification Configuration
+  notifications:
+    slack:
+      enabled: true
+      webhook: "$SLACK_WEBHOOK_PROD"
+      channel: "#production-alerts"
+      notify_on: ["failure", "rollback"]
+      escalation: true
+
+    pagerduty:
+      enabled: true
+      service_key: "$PAGERDUTY_KEY_PROD"
+      urgency: "high"
+      notify_on: ["critical", "error"]
+
+    email:
+      enabled: true
+      recipients: ["prod-team@example.com", "sre@example.com"]
+      notify_on: ["failure", "success", "rollback"]
+
+  # Enterprise Security Compliance
+  compliance:
+    automated_auditing: true
+    real_time_monitoring: true
+    compliance_frameworks:
+      - "SOC2 Type II"
+      - "ISO 27001"
+      - "GDPR"
+      - "HIPAA"
+      - "PCI-DSS Level 1"
+      - "FedRAMP"
+
+  # Enterprise Cost Optimization
+  cost_optimization:
+    enabled: true
+    rightsizing: true
+    scheduled_scaling: true
+    spot_instances: true
+    resource_cleanup: true
+    budget_alerts: true
+    monthly_budget: "$10000"
+
+  # Enterprise Support Configuration
+  support:
+    level: "enterprise"
+    response_time: "15m"
+    24_7_support: true
+    dedicated_account_manager: true
+    technical_account_manager: true
+    sla: "99.99%"